A Bonny Wee Bonnet for the PC Woman’s Baby?

Boob Beanie
Boob Beanie
My bairns? I fed them all. Attracted two complaints, on two separate occasions  in two different restaurants, from two equally saddo perverts who were determined to be offended by the knowledge, that in front of my suckling baby’s head was my Bare Breast… 
Part of me wishes these beanies were about back then… 
But would I have put the beanie on my bairns’ heads…
Mmmmmm.
Would you?