‘Testicles sit nicely in their mouths’


The ‘Ball Cutter’… courtesy of The Telegraph…

Swedish men told to beware testicle-munching fish. Pacu
“The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite, there have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea where some men have had their testicles bitten off,” Henrik Carl, a fish expert at the Danish museum, said.
“They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth,” he told The Local.
“And its mouth is not so big, so of course it normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It’s not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen, especially now in Sweden.”
Sometimes real life is stranger than fiction. Wonder if the fish pictured is female?

9 thoughts on “‘Testicles sit nicely in their mouths’

  1. Ah jeez e.f. Sorry… but one funny deserves another… (all courtesy of my lad Evan because he knows only too well I have a teenage boy's sense of humour). After this you'll feel the need to erase me from your virtual life:
    Just a few sporting broadcaster double-entendres –

    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”

    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.”

    3. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – “This is a really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”

    4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – “Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew.”

    5. US PGA Commentator – “One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!”

    6. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, “So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?” Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

    7. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday.”

    8. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: “There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.”

    9. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: “Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.”

    10. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: “They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.”

    11. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: “Some weeks Nick likes to use fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.”

    12. “The Batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey” – Brian Johnston stating the bowler Michael Holding and the batsman Peter Willey in a test cricket match

    13. “Well, Botham just couldn't get his leg over there” – Brian Johnston when Ian Botham stood on his wicket after trying to step over them facing a fast bouncer.

  2. I've probably mentioned this before but somewhere over the Atlantic fanny became a euphemism for your back side…your bottom. I don't know how the mix up occurred but parents everyday across The South threaten to beat their kids fanny.


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